Happy Birthday Hawk!

My dearest Hawkatha, I hope you have a wonderful day today. I hope you get a nice big choco cake for breakfast and don't burn your mouth with hot coffee like I did this morning, and you receive happy happy fun gifts and that Cooper is a happy, good boy today who gives his Hawk Momma slobbery, drooly kisses and hugs. You are an awesome Zombie and I'm very lucky to have you as my SSFC partner in crime ~ someone who totally gets every twisted and retarded word that comes out of my mouth, has the same humor, the same love for bad eggs, tequila, coronas, and fat nannies, and the same delusional hopes that maybe one day we'll have all those luxeries that we know we totally deserve....the hobbit hole commune, the island, the nannies fanning us and pouring our drinks..... MAX & Ruby 4 Life!!! I love you Hawk! In the most non gayest way possible of course. Heh.