Merry Christmas??

I'm many months late on posting this but....seriously, WTF. THIS is a mug that was given to me by a co-worker. Its fucking USED!!!!
It was in an oversized gift bag, with two pouches of hot chocolate in it and the stuffing for the bag was used wrapping paper that had been ripped off another gift and shoved in the bag.
What the?! What kind of cheap ass gift is this?!!!! And then you have the nerve to face me every day? I'm somewhat questioning if this person even had a clue... thinking not. As in thinking they don't know this is NOT something you do. NOTE: It was Crotchy (see previous posts).

For Rent

Babu & Co has this great freezer box for rent for dead bodies. Cheap Cheap! Interested? Give them a call 642-88-88. Tell Babu I sent you. He's the best.

Ewww Ick.. Gross.. Barf.. Yuck.

These are the feet of my cube neighbor. How I managed to secure this pic... well, I am skilled in that way. If you will simply click on the image.. you will be rewarded with a close up shot of the toes. Do it. You know you wanna see the yellow grossness.. DO IT NOW! Do it*
Why do I do this....

I wash you cah?

Holy caw what is this? I wash cah too?

Yes, I do. Once a year!! This car hasn't been washed since before the winter.

And 2 mins later it was dirty again.

Curses you pollen!! CURSES!!!!!!

Hey babie, I got tiny dreams. You caw now.

thanks you to www.engrish.com.

For Lolen

Lolen, my goodness friend, I have many gif I offer you. You pick one two for your lovingly gif of donus. Any chosing of you like I can for you. Again, I sank my friend, your friendliness I am happy.

Refresh Drink?


Rap of Ruxery Hotew?

Dread Rocks?

Cocktail and Dreams?

MmmMMmmMMmm Donus

Elebody, today I come to office and big saplise on desk I belonging, shockolate donus!!!
I so happy I devow crickrey.
Not only shockolate, however spinkles too!
I will now show picture of my donus saplise.
Lolen, SANK YEW a lot so mush, you are lovingly half Asian friend I cherrish adore.

Bananas Are Lame

Beh. I'm over the bananas.

Boringggg.

That thrill didn't last very long.

I have 5 bananas rotting on the kitchen counter.

I've realized the protein shakes i've been drinking are making me chunky.

I hate the rain.

And i'm not looking forward to the summer when it will be hot and muggy. I likely will be in a crabby mood, so just a warning.

I hate this time of year because its like now I have to wait a whole nother year before Fall rolls around again. Fall is where its at.

Down with bananas.

I've got nothing else.

How about an easter ferret in honor of easter.

I love this one.