Itching, Scratching, Digging....

WHY. WHY. WHHHHY....do I work with complete idiots and gross nasties?
This little post takes us back to Ms. Crotchy. The past two days I cannot tell you why she is doing this...I assume because she hasn't showered in god knows how long and itches like something mad.....I hate to even think of it.. but she has come into my cube, proceeded to shove her hand into her crotch, dig around, then shove it up her butt and do the same. All the while talking to me about a case.
Today was even worse. She came over, talk talk talk...hand flew in direct passage to her crotch, she dug, then proceeded to the butt, THEN cupped the very hand over her nose and mouth.

WHAT THE HELL??!!!!