Helloooo Bananas.
This morning I totally forgot about the banana. Well, I wouldn't say I FORGOT. I did remember to grab one before I left the house.. I just forgot that I had it in the bag, got to the office and went off to make my regular breakfast with Wendy. Not until I was done eating did I realize I had not eaten my banana FIRST. As if this were crisis, I quickly ate my banana hoping that the banana fad gods would not unleash some unholy banana madness upon me. Banana devoured. I am safe.
Ah crap...forgot water. I have water, but its not room temperature. Its not luke warm either. Its cold. But I like my water cold. I guess at some point today this bottle will be room temperature. I think I'll be alright. Tried a new MorningStar veggie patty today - Mushroom Lovers. I didn't think I'd like it. I like it. I've also been burping banana flavored burps all morning. I'm very lady like.
10:30am...Wendy and I took our 15 mins stair hike. Why we never think otherwise than to walk the stairs in heels is beyond me.
As we walked out towards the stairs - I said something like Lets go fall on the stairs.
Sure enough, 5 or 10 minutes into the walk, I'm walking unsteadily around each stairbend worried that I'll fall over, and Wendy slips and nearly falls face first down the stairs. We laugh and say we should bring sneakers next time. I think we said that every other time too.
10:45am...chugged some water.
Lunch - Kabob House. Mmm... I cannot get enough of the chutney. Sooooo freaking delicious. Overly stuffed I return to the office, followed by my "incident" (see post below).
3pm. Banana time followed by a 15 min walk. This afternoon's banana was pretty good. Not so raw tasting anymore, but still somewhat that it was kinda chalky feeling in my mouth. From here on, I think this bunch will be sweet and not the rawness the banana diet plan says I must eat. Banana diet fad gods don’t strike me down now...
I'm thinking dinner will be minimal, if at all - I'm still feeling bloated from lunch..then had the nerve to add that 3pm banana and not to mention all the water I've been drinking. Bedtime by midnight? We'll see.
This morning I totally forgot about the banana. Well, I wouldn't say I FORGOT. I did remember to grab one before I left the house.. I just forgot that I had it in the bag, got to the office and went off to make my regular breakfast with Wendy. Not until I was done eating did I realize I had not eaten my banana FIRST. As if this were crisis, I quickly ate my banana hoping that the banana fad gods would not unleash some unholy banana madness upon me. Banana devoured. I am safe.
Ah crap...forgot water. I have water, but its not room temperature. Its not luke warm either. Its cold. But I like my water cold. I guess at some point today this bottle will be room temperature. I think I'll be alright. Tried a new MorningStar veggie patty today - Mushroom Lovers. I didn't think I'd like it. I like it. I've also been burping banana flavored burps all morning. I'm very lady like.
10:30am...Wendy and I took our 15 mins stair hike. Why we never think otherwise than to walk the stairs in heels is beyond me.
As we walked out towards the stairs - I said something like Lets go fall on the stairs.
Sure enough, 5 or 10 minutes into the walk, I'm walking unsteadily around each stairbend worried that I'll fall over, and Wendy slips and nearly falls face first down the stairs. We laugh and say we should bring sneakers next time. I think we said that every other time too.
10:45am...chugged some water.
Lunch - Kabob House. Mmm... I cannot get enough of the chutney. Sooooo freaking delicious. Overly stuffed I return to the office, followed by my "incident" (see post below).
3pm. Banana time followed by a 15 min walk. This afternoon's banana was pretty good. Not so raw tasting anymore, but still somewhat that it was kinda chalky feeling in my mouth. From here on, I think this bunch will be sweet and not the rawness the banana diet plan says I must eat. Banana diet fad gods don’t strike me down now...
I'm thinking dinner will be minimal, if at all - I'm still feeling bloated from lunch..then had the nerve to add that 3pm banana and not to mention all the water I've been drinking. Bedtime by midnight? We'll see.
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